Florida Roadkill by Tim Dorsey
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Local trivia buff Serge loves inflicting pain.
Drug-addled Coleman, his partner in crime, loves cartoons.
Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with dead men's money.
Then there's Sean and David, who love fishing -- and helping turtles cross busy thoroughfares. Unfortunately, they're about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen money.
Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs ... and the suitcase. A hitman wants Satan to reign supreme. A slimy insurance-frauding dentist wants his fingers back. In the meantime, there's murder by gun, Space Shuttle, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s.